Over the weekend, I watched Bride and Prejudice, a Bollywood style, but still pretty Americanized version of Pride and Prejudice. Sadly, it wasn't that cute, but it was a pretty funny "Hey!" moment, when I saw Rory Gilmore come onscreen as Darcy's little sister.

Spiky balls of pain: one and a half.
Predictability: Five crystal balls. But that's because it's based on a book, that has been made into like 500 movies including the upcoming one with Keira Knightley.
Hotness of the main character: Negative one ball of fire. Kind of a poor man's Bill Pullman, but less endearing. Maybe that's because he's supposed to be prideful. Or was he prejudice? Hmmm.
Other TV actors who show up: Naveen Andrews (Sayid on Lost), Alexis Bledel (Rory on Gilmore Girls)