Carissa, the little girl (nine-years-old, I think?) from the family edition of the Amazing Race writes recaps on the latest episodes

A few classic excerpts:

"Since Jeremy couldn't spank Monica's butt, he had to spank Eric's when Eric got in the car after the Climb. I thought that was really funny."

"I don't know why my Dad doesn't like Eric and Jeremy. I think it is nice that they don't want the girls to get eliminated."