Man-eating badgers

British army denies any involvement with man-eating badgers terrorizing Basra. Yep, that's right. They had to deny deploying angry badgers as a weapon. That's badger-ific! I hope there's a cartoon about this someday. Or maybe a spinoff of Meerkat Manor, but called Badger Bungalow. Sadly, my knowledge of badgers is limited to this book, which I read when I was younger, and is about a kid who gets lost in the wilderness and gets adopted by badgers. So basically, the Jungle Book but with badgers and no talking vultures. Oh, those might not have been in the book.