Since the WB went under, their promo voiceover guy had to find another job, and apparently, it's as the voiceover for the new Jessica Simpson movie. He's got to pay the mortgage somehow... And seriously, if he could say things like "Tonight, on a fresh Charmed" and "mother and daughter fight and make up, tonight on Gilmore Girls!" or "her choice changed everything. Joey something something something Dawson Pacey blah blah", then he can certainly handle the drivel that anyone else hands him. Though, thinking about this, it would be pretty awesome to be the copywriter for WB show promos...