CSI:TheGoodSpinoff

Let's ignore the existence of CSI:TheOriginal for now and instead focus on the two spin-offs of the series that is quickly trying to become the next Law & Order.

We have CSI:Miami starring David Caruso and Emily Procter and CSI:New York with Gary Sinise and Melina Kanalksajeiuhlkjs. After watching enough episodes of CSI:Miami last season to make me want to stick a sharp object in my eye every time David Caruso showed up and then watching one episode of CSI:NY last night, I've decided that CSI:TheGoodSpinoff which will begin next season will involve taking NY and trading Melina Kanalksajeiuhlkjs for Emily Procter in a blockbuster trade.

CSI:Miami will then become the show that people watch when they want to commit suicide but don't actually want to die.
And CSI:NY will become a viable option to fill that growing crime-show void in America that could not otherwise be filled by CSI:Las Vegas, Cold Case, L&O:TheMany, and... nevermind.

- totoro